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While the initial intention was to time this Jurassic Park menu to the release of the sixth (and dear god we hope) final movie in the Jurassic Park/World franchise, I’ve also realized that I’m slowly making my way through the Steven Spielberg “top five”. If you have to ask what the others are, read my previous and upcoming posts. Or read this article. But no arguing.
Released in 1993, Jurassic Park is actually based on a book (you know, those box shaped things filled with paper sheets covered in writing) by celebrated sci fi author Michael Crichton. Described by the New York Times as “a true movie milestone, presenting awe- and fear-inspiring sights never before seen on the screen”, the film took huge steps forward with regard to animatronics (the T-Rex weighed about 12,000lbs and would malfunction/come alive in the rain eep) and cgi. But let’s not stop with the visuals– although SOME critics felt that the character development needed work, I always felt that the priority was, as it should have been, the “science”.
For those who might not have seen the OG Jurassic Park, the plot follows cranky paleontologist Dr. Alan Grant (Sam Neill) and his gf Dr. Ellie Sattler (Laura Dern), who are persuaded by bajillionaire John Hammond (Richard Attenborough) to vet his almost opened theme park featuring real life cloned dinosaurs. They are joined by Hammond’s grandchildren, a bloodsucking lawyer, and the sexy mathmetician Dr. Ian Malcom (Jeff Goldblum), who together all end up fleeing from the dinosaurs that (of course) escape their habitats and do what they do best at the top of the food chain.
I won’t go into more detail about the plot here, because really, you should have seen this movie by now. What I will say is that Jurassic Park always leaves me with a very palpable feeling of humility, and frustration with the human race’s overwhelming arrogance which is fundamentally at odds with nature. If you want to know what I mean, just listen to any of Jeff Goldblum/Dr. Malcom’s eloquent and uniquely cadenced speeches. It’s worth noting that, like Indiana Jones with archaeology, Jurassic Park generated so much interest in the science and history of dinosaurs that the study of paleontology had a record increase in students in the year of its premiere. Let’s hope some of those students are out in the world helping mitigate human egotism and NOT working for Elon Musk.
Ok, must go faster, must go faster. The Food: I’ve made a menu that features actual foods from the movie (human AND dinosaur foods), with a few creative twists. It’s a big menu for a big movie, so give yourself a little time– to those of you who ask, “Anna, how’d you do this?”, my response is (in a dramatic whisper):
Hold on to your butts!
The Movie
The Menu
Dino DNA
Yield: 2 Cocktails
Cook Time: 5 minutes
Total Time: 5 minutes
Based on a quintessential amber colored tiki cocktail called the Jungle Bird (get it? cause of the similarities between dinosaurs and birds?), this cocktail also features syringes filled with dark aged rum. Because BINGO: Dino DNA! Drink enough and your genetic makeup might be irreversibly altered...
Ingredients
3 oz Dark Rum
1/2 oz Campari
3 oz Pineapple Juice
1 oz Lime Juice
1/2 oz Agave or Simple Syrup
Extra rum in plastic syringes for extra fun
Instructions
Mix up all of your ingredients in a cocktail shaker with ice and shake until chilled. Pour over ice of your preferred shape (I prefer round like Hammond's amber cane topper), garnish with a few pineapple spikes, the aforementioned rum filled syringes, and keep your eyes out for impact tremors.
Hard Boiled Raptor Eggs
Yield: 4 Eggs
Prep Time: 2 hours
Cook Time: 30 minutes
Total Time: 2 hours30 minutes
Life will not be contained! Life finds a way!
Unless... you hard boil it. But that's preferable to having an actual raptor pop out, amiright?
Ingredients
1 cup low sodium soy sauce
4 large eggs
1 large avocado halved, pitted, and peeled
1 1/2 tbsp chopped fresh cilantro leaves
1 1/2 tbsp chopped fresh chives
2 tsp freshly squeezed lime juice, plus more to taste
1/4 tsp garlic powder
Salt to taste
Chili crunch, Momofuku preferred or chili oil and sesame if you don't have access/patience
Fresh chopped herbs and micro greens for garnish
Instructions
Begin with your not yet hatched baby dinosaurs-- bring a medium pot of salted water to a boil, and add eggs. Cook for 10 minutes and drain, running the eggs (shells still on!) under cold water. Once cooled to room temp, roll lightly on a hard surface until small cracks appear, but not enough for bits of the shell to fall off. Add to a ziploc together with your soy sauce and seal, turning to coat. Refrigerate for at least 2 hours and up to overnight.
When ready, gather your other ingredients:
Remove the eggs from the soy sauce marinade and peel away the shells-- the result of the soaking process should be veiny brown lines where the soy sauce "dyed" the egg whites. Using a sharp knife, cut into the top of the egg at a zig zag-- remove the egg tops and and the hardened egg yolks with a small spoon.
Add the yolks to a small blender together with the ingredients 3 through 7, pureeing until smooth (you can add a LITTLE splash of water to help the texture along). Pipe or spoon your dinosaur-y green filling back into your hollowed out egg whites. Top with a drizzle of chili crunch for a firey kick and bone crackly texture and serve on a plate of green stuff. So yummy you'll need two for yourself.
Just don't let them sit for too long OR ELSE.
Chilean Sea Bass (I spared some expense)
Yield: 4-6 small plates
Cook Time: 1 hour30 minutes
Total Time: 1 hour30 minutes
One of the first real food scenes in the movie (excluding human followed by cow a la raptor) features Jurassic Park's renowned Chef Alejandro's signature dish-- Chilean Sea Bass. But do you know how much this stuff is per lb? And do you know how much super high quality free range steak we're making later? A lot, that's how much.
So I decided to scale this larger dish down to littlesaurus size-- makes for a lovely appetizer plate. If, however, your happen to be a veggiesaurus like Lex, feel free to spare no expense and multiply the below recipe by a bunch.
Ingredients
1 Small Sweet Potato
1 1/2 tbsp Corn Starch
2 cups Vegetable/Canola Oil, plus 1 tbsp
1/2 lb filet Chilean Sea Bass
2 tbsp Minced Shallot
2 tbsp Salted Butter
1/4 cup White Wine
1/4 cup Chicken Broth
1 tsp Minced Parsley
Squeeze Fresh Lemon Juice
3/4 cup Green Beans, sliced in half at an angle
Salt & Pepper
Instructions
Using a mandolin or a spiralizer (check out my post for Ferris Bueller's Day Off for a product recommendation!), get your sweet potato to look like this:
The appropriate blade size for the mandolin is 3mm, fyi. Toss your potato match sticks with corn starch and allow to sit for a moment while you heat up your oil in a medium skillet. When the oil pops with a drop of water, your ready to fry your potatoes! Shake off excess cornstarch and toss your potatoes into the hot oil in batches, keeping the pieces as separated as possible to prevent sticking. Drain on a paper towel and sprinkle immediately with salt.
Next, pat your fish filet dry and assemble the rest of your ingredients.
In the same skillet (sans old potato oil), heat 1 tbsp of new oil over medium high heat. Add your fish skin down to the pan, cooking for roughly five minutes to allow the skin to crips up. Flip, and cook for another 5 minutes or so until the fish is cooked through. Remove from the pan and set aside in a warm place.
Returning to your skillet, add butter and shallot and reduce heat to low. Caramelized for roughly 7 minutes until the shallots are softened, then add your wine and broth. Simmer for about 10 minutes until the sauce is reduced by half-- mix in minced parsley and a squeeze of fresh lemon juice.
Now, time for assembly-- in small appetizer plates (or one bigger plate if you prefer), spoon a layer of white wine butter sauce. Add a few green bean slivers at a spiky angle, followed by a heft chunk of Chilean sea bass. Top with some fried sweet potatoes for additional crunch and voila! Alessandro would approve. Despite the lack of purely superflous cherry tomatoes.
Notes
If you have some extra time, I highly recommend soaking your fish in a salted water for 30 minutes or so. Helps mitigate some of the fishiness you might taste from store bought fish.
Coffee Rubbed Cow with Dinosaur Kale and Gigante Beans
Yield: Big. Large. A Lot.
Cook Time: 1 hour
Total Time: 1 hour
Well, a couldn't find goat, so I made some gargantuan Costa Rican coffee-rubbed ribeye steaks with the bones frenched for easy pick up and utensil-free gnawing. Remember how I said this part of the meal would be pricey? Well, it will be WORTH IT! Don't get cheap on me Dodgson.
For those brachiosaurus types out there, I've accompanied this hunk of medium rare beef with a dinosaur kale and gigante bean salad. It's way simpler to figure out than a Unix system, and hearty enough for an entree if you're inclined to avoid raptor food.
2 cups dinosaur kale, stemmed and leaves finely chopped (1/4 inch thick slivers)
1/3 cup olive oil
1 tbsp honey
1 1/2 tbsp lime juice
1/4 tsp cumin
Salt & Pepper to taste
2 tbsp Vegetable/Canola Oil
Instructions
Guys, did I say this steak was good? Because it might be the best cow I've ever eaten. And it's mostly due to the Costa Rican inspired coffee spice rub:
Pulse the coffee and fennel seed in a spice grinder until fine. Mix with the rest of your seasonings and set aside.
Unwrap your steaks and cut away the meat at the angled botton of the bone. This is what makes your steak a mini-tomahawk or cowboy steak-- you're creating a little handle! Continue to trim meat and fat away from the bone until your handle is clean. VERY IMPORTANT: Don't throw away your meat trimmings (SEE NOTE)!
Rub a little more that 3/4 of the spice mix into the meat (SEE NOTE AGAIN), including the sides. Set the steak aside, uncoverd, for another 35-40 minutes, allowing it to come to room temperature and the rub to crust on the outside of the steak.
While your steak is hanging out, assemble your super simple side salad. This photo was taken BEFORE I slivered the kale because, whoops, editorial error.
Whisk your olive oil, honey, cumin, and lime juice until emulsified, seasoning to taste with salt and pepper. Toss with slivered kale and beans, rubbing the dressing into the kale a bit with your fingers to help it soften. Set aside to further marinate at room temperature while you preheat your oven to 450.
When it's time to return to your steak, heat vegetable oil in a large oven proof skillet on high. add steaks to the pan, reducing heat to medium high. Sear, undisturbed, for 5 minutes. Flip the steaks and finish off in the preheated oven, for another 4 minutes (internal temp should be at about 115 for medium rare)-- steaks will have developed a crispy brown spicy crust!
Remove from the pan and tent with aluminum foil, allowing the meat to rest for 10 minutes. Using a sharp knife, slice thickly from the end opposite the bone handle. Seriously, look at that:
Serve with dinosaur kale and gigante bean salad for them extra nutrients and dinosaur vibes.
Notes
If you only have access to dried gigante beans, no worries! You just soak in water for 6-8 hours/overnight (or quick soak them), and then add to a small pot with chicken broth, a bay leave, and whatever else you wanna throw in (old carrots, celery stems, herbs, anything savory). Bring to a boil, then reduce heat and cover-- simmer like that for about 40 minutes, or until softened to the degree you prefer.
AND, regarding those leftover pieces of meat + spice rub: the day after you make this Jurassic Park meal, I highly recommend slicing your steak bits up, tossing them in the remaining spices, and making steak tacos with pickled onions and guac.
Passionfruit Ice Cream w/Fossil Biscuits
Yield: 4 Small, 2 Big Servings
Cook Time: 30 minutes
Additional Time: 6 hours
Total Time: 1 day18 hours
Yeah, yeah, everyone probably expected Barbasol whipped cream on a cherry pie or that god damn green jell-o. But instead I paid homage to that one scene where John Hammond passionately (see what I did there?) talks about his first flea circus over a big tub of melty ice cream. It's sad and sweet and looks delicious. Plus, bonus points for the fun activity of uncovering shortbread fossils under a layer of shortbread biscuit (or cookie for us non-Brits) dust.
Note: since I forgot to store my ice cream maker bowl in the fridge, I figured this was as good a time as any to try a no churn ice cream recipe. If you're curious about the difference, see more deets here. The concept gets a bad rep, which I think is accurate in some cases-- but when it comes to this recipe, the acid of the passionfruit cuts through the sweetness of the condensed milk in a way that proves cheating the natural order of things sometimes pays off.
Ingredients
7 oz sweet condensed milk
1 cup heavy cream, very cold
pinch of ginger
Pinch of salt
Innards of 3 passionfruits, with any long stringies broken up a bit
7 tbsp salted butter, room temperature
1/4 cup confectioners' sugar
1/4 teaspoon vanilla extract
3/4 cups all-purpose flour
2 tbsp brown sugar
Instructions
Start by whipping up your cream with a stand or hand mixer in a medium bowl. You should end up with some stiff peaks.
Add your salt and some powdered ginger (as Jurassic Park's own Chef Alejandro would wish it) to your condensed milk. Fold one third of the whipped cream into the condensed milk mixture to lighten it a bit, then fold the lightened milk back into the fresh whipped cream-- very gently with a rubber spatula-- until blended. You don't want to be heavy handed with this, or your ice cream will be a creamy ice cube.
Pour into a pie tin or small metal loaf pan and smooth. Cover tightly with plastic wrap and freeze for about two hours.
After the first round of freezing, your ice cream should be about the consistency of soft serve. At this point you can add the passionfruit and lightly stir until incorporated. Continue to freeze, covered, until solid and scoopable, for at least four hours.
Now for your biscuits! I feel British already...
Using the same stand/hand mixer, beat 5 tbsps of butter and vanilla on high until light and fluffy. Add confectioners sugar and beat on medium speed until mixed.
Scrape the sides of the bowl down, and add flour-- continue to beat on low, scraping as you go, until fulled combined.
On a cutting board, shape the dough into a cylindar a little over 4 inches long. Wrap in plastic and refrigerate until more firm, between 30 minutes and an hour. While you wait, preheat your oven to 350F.
Using a sharp knife, cut the dough into roughly 1/2 inch thick slices (they don't have to be perfectly round, we're going for a natural, stoney look). Using artistic skill (or in my case, very cheap dinosaur toys) cut/press whatever fossil shapes you choose into your cookies. It's all good if some of the impressions aren't perfect here either-- you're going to crumble 3 or 4 of the least attractive cookies into dust. FUN.
Place cookies, spaced at least an inch apart, onto a baking sheet lined with parchment paper and bake for about 10 minutes. Transfer to a wire sheet to cool, and pick out your least desirable ones-- these you're going to CRUSH. In a small skillet, melt remaining 2 tbsp of butter and add the brown sugar, strring until melted. Add your cookie dust and stir until fully coated in butter. Continue to stir until cookie dust is golden brown and toasty-- set aside to cool.
When ready to stir, spoon ice cream into cups and stick a fossil cookie in. Spoon a hefty portion of cookie crumble over the fossil cookie and hey presto-- an interactive Jurassic Park themed treat that even cranky Dr. Grant might even appreciate. Probably not, but at least Dr. Sattler would think mmm... that's good.
Epilogue
Long ago when I was a youth (ie the Jurassic Period), I had fun creative friends who made really cool shit and I wanted to too. So I started a backyard film project with said friends and we would all make short films themed to movies we’d screen. Here is one I made for Jurassic Park. It is ridiculous. But my friends and I, like Dr. Ian Malcom, can sometimes suffer from a deplorable excess of personality.
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If you’ve never seen Die Hard, man, are you in for a testosterone filled, bullet ridden, explosive holiday flick. The plot centers on John McClaine (Bruce Willis)– a New York cop visiting his estranged wife in Los Angeles during a Christmas work party that JUST HAPPENS to be interrupted by a group of terrorist thieves looking to steal a bunch of $$$ . Said group of terrorists is led by (you guessed it) Alan Rickman– a “very slick” evil genius who has apparently accounted for everything but a shoeless rogue cowboy shooting up his crew.
I went with cocktail appetizers and finger foods for this one– after all, holiday party hostages gotta eat. Just remember, if at any time during Die Hard you begin to feel anxious, take your shoes off and make fists with your toes. Welcome to the party, pal.
The Movie
The Menu
Christmas Punch with a Kick
Yield: 2 Cocktails
Prep Time: 30 seconds
Cook Time: 30 seconds
Total Time: 1 minute
The work year's over-- time to kick back with a spiked glass of holiday punch, avoid conversation with smarmy bro dudes like Ellis, and then kick bad dudes in the face with your bloody feet!
Ingredients
4 Shots Chilled Champagne
4 Shots Chilled Cranberry Juice
2 Shots Chilled Vodka
2 Splashes Orange Bitters
Instructions
Pour/dash ingredients equally into two champagne flutes/cocktail cups if you're being authentic. Do not accept any watered down versions. Might as well anesthetize yourself. Things are about to get bloody.
Smoky Cowboy Caviar
Yield: 6 Caviar Cups
Cook Time: 15 minutes
Additional Time: 15 minutes
Total Time: 30 minutes
A party appetizer for just another American who saw too many movies as a child-- another orphan of a bankrupt culture who thinks he's John Wayne, Rambo, Marshal Dillon, or better yet Roy Rogers. So what? YIPPEE KI YAY MOTHA FUCKAAAAAAAS
Ingredients
6 Street Taco Flour Tortillas
2 tbsp Canola or Other Neutral Oil, + more for greasing
3/4 tsp Chipotle Powder, + more for tortillas (much better than cigarette smoke)
1/4 tsp Salt, + more for tortillas
1/2 tsp Garlic Powder
2 tsp Lime Juice
1 tsp Red Wine Vinegar
1/2 tsp Honey
1/4 cup Black Eyed Peas
1/4 cup Black Beans
1/4 cup Chopped Red Onion
1/4 cup Chopped Red Pepper
1/3 cup Corn Kernels (preferably grilled)
1/3 cup Chopped Tomato
1/3 cup Chopped Avocado
1/4 cup Roughly Torn Cilantro
Cotija Cheese for topping (optional)
Instructions
Begin by making your tortilla cups. Preheat your oven to 425 and lightly grease six cupcake tin cups. Fill each with a tortilla, smushing to fit the small rounds into a cup shape (see below).
Spritz your tortillas with more oil, and sprinkle lightly with a few pinches chipotle powder and salt. Bake until crispy and tortillas hold their cup shape, about 10 minutes. Set aside.
Now it's time for your cowboy caviar! Mix up your vinaigrette-- ingredients chipotle through honey-- until emulsified.
Next, toss everything together.
When ready to serve (ideally within 20 minutes of mixing so that your avocados don't brown), fill your tortilla cups with caviar and top off with a sprinkling of cotija cheese.
Dark and Twisted Swiss Stuffed German Pretzels
Yield: 6 Pretzels
Prep Time: 2 hours
Cook Time: 15 minutes
Total Time: 2 hours15 minutes
Die Hard's Hans Gruber deserves a dark and twisted finger food to match his cold, black heart. And yet, he also merits a touch of class and sophistication-- benefits of a classical education. So here is a gourmet Bavarian pretzel, stuffed with smooth gooey swiss and topped with a sprinkling of black truffle salt.
Ingredients
3/4 cup Warm Water
1/2 tsp Dark Brown Sugar
1 tsp Salt
1 1/8 tsp Active Dry Yeast
2 1/4 cup All Purpose Flour
1 tsp Dark Cocoa Powder
2 tbsp Unsalted Butter, melted
1 tbsp Canola or other Neutral Oil, for greasing a bowl/pan
1 cup Swiss cheese or Emmental
5 cups Water
1/3 Cup Baking Soda
1 Egg
Black Truffle Salt
Poppy Seeds (optional, for low sodium peeps)
Whole Grain Mustard, for serving
Instructions
First, assemble your pretzel dough ingredients-- you might think cocoa powder is a little weird, but trust me. It adds a bit more darkness to the dough without contributing a chocolatey flavor.
Add the salt, sugar, and yeast to your warm water, and allow to sit for five minutes. You will notice the yeast begin to activate-- it will look slightly frothy in the water.
Add your yeasty liquid with the flour, cocoa powder, and butter to the bowl of a stand mixer fitted with a dough hook. Mix on low for several minutes until the dough pulls away cleanly from the sides of the bowl.
Place dough ball into a lightly oiled bowl (or the same bowl) and cover tightly with plastic wrap. Set in a dry, warm place (like the interior of your oven!) to rise for 1 hr, 30 mins. I know it's a long while to wait, but the best schemes require patience.
Five minutes before your dough has finished rising, grate your cheese.
Divide your dough into six equal portions (about 1/3 cup of dough). Roll into a rope of about 12 inches in length, and press to flatten, about 1 1/2 inches of width. Sprinkle a line of grated cheese down your flattened length of dough, and seal back up into a rope shape, pinching and rolling to ensure the seams are fully cloased. Pull one end around so that it meets the middle of your rope, and do the same with the other end, overlapping the two into your pretzel shape as pictured below. Make sure to wrap the rope ends all the way under the bottom of your pretzel so that they do not separate while boiling/baking-- you can press gently to seal.
Preheat your oven to 450 degrees, and bring 5 cups of water and baking soda to a boil. Gently drop pretzels into the water one at a time, boiling for 30 seconds each. Place onto a baking sheet lined with lightly greased parchment paper.
Whisk your egg to create an "egg wash"-- sometimes you can add a splash of water, but I've found that straight egg leads to a darker crust as the pretzels bake. Brush your pretzels lightly with egg, and sprinkle with black truffle salt. It's classy AF.
NOTE: if you are trying to go light on sodium, poppy seeds are a great, crunchy alternative.
Bake your pretzels for about 13 minutes-- don't stress if you see some of the cheese bubbling through the dough, it'll create a nice gooey crust on the outside of your pretzels.
Serve warm, with some whole grain mustard and consume while speaking in a civilized matter to 30 hostages you have no problem murdering for the sake of millions going into your Swiss bank account.
Dynamite Shrimp
Yield: 10 Individual Shrimp Skewers
Prep Time: 30 minutes
Cook Time: 5 minutes
Total Time: 35 minutes
MMMM a tempura shrimp skewer that explodes with detonator level siracha sauce. Yes this is some Americanized PF Chang copycat Japanese ish. But let's face it, it's not that disimilar to business in Los Angeles's Nakatomi Tower.
Note to readers: I STOLE the tempura technique (with a couple of small modifications) from Serious Eats. Like Hans, at times I consider myself to be an exceptional thief.
Ingredients
10 Large Shrimps (peeled, deveined, tails off)
1/4 cup Mayo
1 1/2 tbsp Siracha
1 1/2 tsp Honey
1/4 cup Cornstarch
1/4 cup All Purpose Flour
1/2 tsp Garlic Powder
1/2 tsp Salt
1 Egg, whisked and divided in half
2 tbsp Vodka, chilled
1/4 cup Ice Cold Soda Water
1 quart of Canola or Vegetable Oil
2 tbsp Slices Scallions, green parts only
1 tbsp Sesame Seeds
Instructions
PRO TIP: Soak your shrimps in salted water for 30 minutes before cooking. Helps get rid of any fishiness/iodiness.
Next, mix up your dynamite sauce-- a sweet and spicy combo of mayo, siracha and honey. Set aside.
Dry your shrimp on a paper towel, and heat your oil in a deep pot until it pops when you splash water in it-- it needs to be maintained at about 350 degrees.
Then, quickly prep your batter ingredients. Combine dry ingredients, and separately whisk one half of your whisked egg with the vodka. KEEP THE OTHER HALF OF YOUR EGG YOLK FOR YOUR PRETZEL EGG WASH (see a couple recipes down).
Pour egg vodka and ice cold club soda/soda water into your flour mix. Using chopsticks (or a fork, you philistine), vigorously stir until the wet and dry ingredients are just barely combined-- there should be clumpies of flour and bubbles in the batter.
Fold shrimp into the batter with hands to coat. Drop, 2-3 at a time, into your hot oil and fry for 1 minute, disturbing with a slotted spoon to prevent shrimp from sticking to one another or the side of the pan.
Remove with a slotted spoon and drain on a paper towel. Your tempura batter should be a pale blonde (see below).
While still warm, add shrimp to siracha mayo mix and toss to fully coat. Skewer each shrimp with a toothpick and top with green onion and sesame seeds. BOOM! Two points!
Twinkie Cake Pop Pop Pops
Yield: 4 Cake Pops
Prep Time: 10 minutes
Cook Time: 10 minutes
Additional Time: 30 minutes
Total Time: 50 minutes
I learned how to make cake truffles at LA's famous Milkbar. Coat 'em in chocolate, put 'em on a stick, and you have a cake pop! Even better, these are custom tailored to Al. Sure, Al SAYS the twinkies are for his wife, but his first scene in Die Hard 2 indicates otherwise.
Personally, I'm not a huge twinkie fan, but when you add holiday pop rocks ammo to the mix you get a surprising minty pop pop POP that helps cut the overpowering sweetness.
Ingredients
4 Twinkies
2-3 Packs Candy Cane Pop Rocks
4.4 oz of White Chocolate Bars
Thick Toothpicks/Wooden Skewers, trimmed to 6 inches
Instructions
Get your ingredients together!
Mash your twinkies into a homogenous dough-like mix-- the icing will help bind the dry twinkie dough together into a moldable mush.
Form into twinkie "patties", and press your thumb into the center of each to make a shallow indentation. Pour about 1/4 tsp of pop rocks into the indentation. Then, fold the edges around the pop rocks center-- roll each into a smooth ball.
Using a double boiler method (see below), melt your white chocolate until smooth-- in a small saucepan, boil about 1/2 cup water and place a shallow bowl over the boiling water, ensuring the the bottom of the bowl does not touch the water. The steam will help heat the chocolate from below.
Toss each ball one at a time into the melted chocolate and turn to coat. Place coated balls on a piece of parchment paper, and sprinkle top of each with more candy cane pop rocks. Chill until chocoalte is fully set, trimming off any excess chocolate at the bottom. Pierce your pops with toothpicks or wooden skewers to serve.
Notes
You may need to coat each cake pop with white chocolate a second time for a smooth, thick skin of chocolate-- just make sure the cake pops are fully set between coats.
Epilogue
Guys, I miss Alan Rickman. He was such a gent, even when he was killing people in Die Hard. Happy trails, Hans.