The Secret Life of Walter Mitty

The Secret Life of Walter Mitty

Secret Life of Walter Mitty is one of those 2010’s films that you forgot about until it pops up in your algorithm and you go “hm– that was pretty good”. And then you watch and remember that it’s not good– it’s actually GREAT. A perfect 

Home Alone

Home Alone

From the opening music credits, Home Alone brings us all back to simpler times– when mansions in Chicago suburbs were affordable, when we were all afraid of basement demons and hated our dickhead Uncle Frank, and when ten pizzas only cost $122.50. Now of course 

While You Were Sleeping

While You Were Sleeping

While You Were Sleeping turned 30 this year (2025), which makes me feel very, very old. But it’s a holiday classic that is beloved by millennials, Chicagoans, and true Sandra Bullock fans. It’s also my best friend’s favorite movie, so– YOU’RE WELCOME MEGAN. The film 

40 Year Old Virgin

40 Year Old Virgin

The 40 Year Old Virgin is one of those films that reminds you of simpler times– when guys were pretty gross but still pathetically likable. … I guess. …. Can you tell I’m single? One of Judd Apatow’s first big forays into directing (though Freaks 

Idiocracy

Idiocracy

It’s January of 2025 what the hell else am I gonna post? Idiocracy is one of those horrifically accurate movies that makes you laugh hysterically and then, after two hours of marinating, makes you sob. Because we’re really there. A world where the #1 movie 

Scrooged

Scrooged

Scrooged is my second favorite Christmas movie of all time (sorry, Home Alone always wins). This year, it feels particularly relevant– if only all the rich, greedy assholes running things would get visited by three ghosts, we’d all be better off. …but anyway… A (not 

Napoleon Dynamite

Napoleon Dynamite

I’m relatively certain I saw Napoleon Dynamite in theaters five times when it came out. I also suspect that my high school bestie and I ruined the experience for everyone else by laughing so hard. The goofball dick bf watching in the auditorium got us 

Forrest Gump

Forrest Gump

30 years after its release (omg I’m OLD), Forrest Gump still holds up. Parts may not necessarily be as PC as they were once thought to be, but it’s still an A+ film that deserved all six of its Academy Award wins. That doesn’t even 

Honey, I Shrunk The Kids

Honey, I Shrunk The Kids

Honey, I Shrunk the Kids– a classic family film that made every child in the 1980’s crave Little Debbie’s. Also the movie that made me realize grown ups should ALWAYS listen to their pets. QUARK KNEW EVERYTHING THE ENTIRE TIME SZALINSKI. Set in an unspecified 

10 Things I Hate About You

10 Things I Hate About You

At some point I’ll have a series of menus based on movies from the 90’s that are actually based on literature– there were THREE in 1999 alone! So let’s start with the best of those, 10 Things I Hate About You. Loosely based on Shakespeare’s