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My Big Fat Greek Wedding

My Big Fat Greek Wedding

To all my fellow frump girls out there, I give you My Big Fat Greek Wedding– still the highest grossing romantic comedy of all time! A huge thank you to Rita Wilson, who saw the play and told her husband Tom Hanks they should EP 

Labyrinth

Labyrinth

I honestly think I’ve seen Jim Henson’s Labyrinth fifty times (a lucky benefit of a previous Day Job). I’ve mentioned in earlier posts that I’m a huge sucker for 1980’s fantasy, and while this is not my FAVORITE of the genre, it’s definitely up there. 

Fried Green Tomatoes

Fried Green Tomatoes

I’d always promised myself that, should ever I start a “dinner and a movie” blog, Fried Green Tomatoes would be the first post. That clearly didn’t happen, and for a variety of reasons, but I think the biggest one is that I love this movie too much. I could NOT get the menu to be perfect enough. And I still haven’t. But I will say (one year after the launch of Two Crumbs Up), my recipe for fried green tomatoes is pretty close.

Everything about this early 90’s movie, adapted from Fannie Flagg’s best selling novel, still resonates. The comedic moments and the sob-inducing ones, the soundtrack, the social commentary, and good GOLLY the stellar performances. Viewers meet our first protagonist, dowdy Evelyn Couch (Kathy Bates), as she munches pathetically on a candy bar, having unknowingly lost herself and her husband (both literally and figuratively) on the way to visit his aunt in a nursing home. When they finally arrive at their destination, Evelyn encounters another elderly woman who will have an indelible impact on her life. Mrs. Ninny Threadgoode (played by Jessica Tandy) is chalk full of history and a talent for storytelling, and over the next year shares with Evelyn tall tales about her sister-in-law, Idgie Threadgoode (Mary Stuart Masterson) and Ruth Jamison (Mary Louise Parker), who lived one hell of a Depression-era life together in the little town of Whistle Stop, Alabama. 

This is a film that begins and ends with memories– from the opening shots of that bastard Frank Bennett’s truck and a phantom train that gave to and took much from the Threadgoode household, all the way through to Evelyn’s discovery of a jar of honey on a grave. And underneath those memories are so many important takeaways. Fried Green Tomatoes dealt heavily with issues of racial inequality and persecution in the first part of the century, as did the book on which the film is based. It also offers up a not-so-subtle critique of the way we neglect the elderly population of this country, who have so many incredible stories to tell. But for me the message that always lingers longest is that of female empowerment and friendship. Evelyn Couch, once a person too afraid to look at her own vagina, is able to find herself through the stories of women who were ALWAYS there for one another, through hell or high water– Idgie, Ruth, Ninny, Sipsey (Cicely Tyson), and Momma Threadgoode (Lois Smith). These women knew what it was to live through hard and cruel times, and they managed it by relying on each other’s courage, kindness, and good humor. And while some might criticize the film for only lightly hinting at the romantic relationship between Idgie and Ruth (the book was much bolder), I think the movie still captures novelist Fannie Flagg’s original thesis: that the secret to life is friends. Best friends.

I’M CRYING JUST TYPING ABOUT IT. But also because I’m lucky enough to have women like that in my own life, not to mention the type of mother who claps gleefully while watching Evelyn Couch ram her car six times into another in a justified fury. After all, she’s older and she has more insurance.

Towandaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

On to the food, a quintessential part of the Fried Green Tomatoes narrative! Food is what brings the characters in the film together, whether during prep, eating, or while waxing nostalgic about family favorite recipes. There’s the title dish (ironically not even a traditional southern recipe until Fannie Flagg made it so, but never you mind), barbecue, bacon, coffee, fried chicken, biscuits, oysters, cornbread, candy bars, low cholesterol sushi– honestly so much to choose from. But I had to narrow it down to the below (for now). I’d like to think it’s the kind of meal that Idgie, Ruth, Evelyn, Ninny and Sipsey would enjoy together over at the Whistle Stop Cafe, spinning yarns and listening to the trains go by. <happy tears> 

 

THE MOVIE

 

THE MENU

blackberry moonshine smash

Blackberry Moonshine Smash

Yield: 2 Drinks
Cook Time: 15 minutes
Total Time: 15 minutes

A smash cocktail that commemorates the following: refreshing bbq beverages, prohibition era booze (not to mention the memory of poor Smoky Lonesome), and last but not least, the moment Idgie smashes a handful of blackberries in Ruth's face.

It's a drink that'll definitely get you and your friends drunk and may or may not have you begging the local sheriff, "arrest us!"

Ingredients

  • 2 oz Moonshine (I used Ole Smokey Blue Flame)
  • 2 tbsp sugar
  • 2 lemons, juiced
  • 1 cup water
  • 10ish large blackberries
  • Ice
  • Mint for garnish

Instructions

In a cocktail shaker, combine booze, sugar, lemon and blackberries.

blackberry moonshine smash ingredients

Feel free to engage in a little preliminary berry smashing with your hands-- and if you have a friend's face handy, it might be a great help in the smashing process (see below for demonstration).

blackberry face

Once muddled, add ice to the shaker and shake until chilled. Strain into a mason jar filled with ice (some blackberry beads will come through, that's ok!) and garnish with a fresh sprig of mint.

fried green tomatoes glamour

Fried Green Tomatoes

Yield: 2-3 Servings
Prep Time: 15 minutes
Cook Time: 15 minutes
Total Time: 30 minutes

And here it is, THE recipe for Fried Green Tomatoes. A perfect culinary metaphor for one of the film's central themes: that with a little love, determination, and originality even the most unwanted of outsider foods (hard as a rock and not even a vegetable!) can become something singularly delicious.

I did refer specifically to Fannie Flagg's cookbook (#2 recipe), but I also tweaked it ever so slightly. Because it's me.

Ingredients

  • 2 large green tomatoes
  • 1 ½ tsp kosher salt, plus a bit more for sliced tomatoes
  • ½ cup all-purpose flour
  • 3 tbsp cornmeal
  • ¼ tsp ground black pepper
  • ¼ teaspoon garlic powder
  • 1 egg (preferably shot right outta a chicken's ass)
  • ½ cup buttermilk
  • 1 tsp of Franks hot sauce
  • 1 tsp of Franks hot sauce
  • Vegetable oil for frying

Instructions

Start by prepping your tomatoes-- slice each into 1/3 inch rounds. You want them thick enough not to maintain a bit of bite and NOT cave in on themselves after a minute or two at room temperature.

Place tomato slices on paper towels and sprinkle with a bit of salt-- this will both season the tomatoes AND cause some excess moisture to bleed out. After about 10 mins, pat dry.

green tomatoes

In the meantime!: set up your breading station next to cookie sheet fitted with a rack. Mix flour, cornmeal, 1 tsp salt, garlic powder, and pepper on a plate. Then, mix egg, buttermilk, 1/2 tsp salt, and hot sauce in a small bowl. Dunk your tomato slices first in your liquid, then dredge thickly with breading-- feel free to press a bit to create as thick a layer of carbs as possible.

green tomato breading

Place breaded tomatoes on the rack and allow to rest while you preheat your fry sitch. Add a 1/4 inch worth's of oil to a cast iron skillet and heat on high until the oil pops when you add a drop of water.

Fry your tomatoes in batches of 3 to 4 at a time-- a little less than a minute per side-- until you get a real good scald on them and they turn a lovely golden brown. Wait a bit between batches to allow the oil to come back up to temperature.

frying tomatoes

Place fried tomatoes back on the rack, and if need be, place in a 300 degree preheated oven to keep warm (but not for more than 5-10 minutes or they'll turn to mush).

dry tomatoes

'Course, mine never make it to the oven because I've eaten them all immediately...

fried green tomatoes

Notes

Note #1: You don't really need a sauce for these, but if you really wanted one, try a nice ranch or (better yet) the green goddess from the crudite recipe in this post.

Note #2: if you can't find green tomatoes, try subbing out tomatillos and half and half instead of buttermilk. I've done it-- it's good.

Fannie flagg ribs

BBQ (PORK) Ribs

Yield: 2-3 servings
Prep Time: 30 minutes
Cook Time: 3 hours 30 minutes
Total Time: 4 hours

Sadly I don't own a smoker or a grill, and so inevitably this won't be quite as good as a Big George hog boil. But for now, just think of it as some of the best damn oven roasted barbecue in the state of California.

And I specified pork for a reason folks. If you haven't watched the movie, you'll find out why... "secret's in the sauce".

Ingredients

  • 2 lb rack of baby back ribs
  • Vegetable Oil
  • 3/4 tsp salt
  • 1/2 tsp freshly cracked pepper
  • 1/2 tsp garlic powder
  • 1/2 tsp onion powder
  • 1/2 tsp smoked paprika
  • Liquid Smoke (optional)
  • ½ cup water
  • ¼ cup apple cider vinegar
  • ¼ cup butter
  • 2 tbsp brown sugar
  • 2 tbsp Worcestershire sauce
  • 1 tbsp Dijon mustard
  • ¼ tsp chipotle powder
  • ¼ tsp cumin powder
  • ¼ tsp paprika
  • ¼ tsp onion powder
  • 1 lemon wedge
  • ½ cup ketchup

Instructions

    Preheat the oven to 250 degrees. If your rack ‘o’ ribs requires removal of the membrane (which is usually the case), carefully start at one end and pull away until it comes off in one strip.

    ribs membrane

    Brush the ribs with oil and season with salt, pepper, garlic powder, onion powder, and paprika. If you have it, you can also rub a few drops of liquid smoke into the meat—it’s a great cheat if you don’t have a grill or smoker.

    Wrap your ribs with aluminum foil and place on a baking sheet. Roast nice and slow for a total of about 3-3.5 hours. You’ll want to brush the ribs with sauce a couple of times in the last hour.

    Speaking of, now it’s time to make the BBQ sauce! This recipe is another riff on a Fannie Flagg recipe—I tend to like a little kick, so I’ve added a few spices.

    bbq sauce ingredients

    In a saucepan, combine all of the ingredients except the ketchup. Simmer, stirring occasionally, for 20 minutes. Take off the heat, remove the lemon wedge, and whisk in the ketchup. If need be, you can add more spices to taste.

    After the ribs have roasted about 2 hours, gently unwrap them and brush both sides with sauce.

    rib bbq sauce

    Rewrap the ribs and return to the oven to continue roasting for 30 minutes, after which you’ll brush the ribs once more. At a little over 3 hrs of baking time, check to see if the ribs are tender by inserting a fork into the middle rib and twisting slightly. The meat should pull away from the bone relatively easily.

    Set your oven to a low broil and, leaving the ribs unwrapped and meat side up, let the skin crisp a bit for 2-3 minutes. Remove from the broiler and let sit, lightly wrapped to keep warm, for at least 10 minutes before cutting. Ribs can be served room temperature, with reserved sauce on the side.

    ribs

cornbread honey butter

Southern Cornbread & Bee Charmer Butter

Yield: 4 Servings
Prep Time: 5 minutes
Cook Time: 15 minutes
Total Time: 20 minutes

True southern-style cornbread is NOT sweet-- but that's why a big ole dollop of Bee Charmer honey butter works so well. And, if you have leftover bread, feel free to crumble it into a cup of buttermilk and eat it with a spoon. It's a thing.

Ingredients

  • 1 cup cornmeal
  • 1 tbsp flour
  • 1 ¼ tsp baking powder
  • ½ tsp baking soda
  • ¼ tsp salt
  • 1 large egg
  • 1 cup buttermilk
  • 2 tablespoon bacon drippings
  • 3 tablespoons salted butter, softened
  • 1 tsp honey

Instructions

    Preheat to 450 degrees. Mix the first five dry ingredients in one bowl, and the egg and buttermilk in another.

    cornbread ingredients

    Heat the bacon grease in two 6.5 inch cast iron skillets, 1 tbsp per skillet. Mix dry and wet ingredients together and whisk until smooth.

    Pour cornbread batter equally into each pre-heated skillet:

    cornbread batter

    ...and immediately put into oven—bake for 15-17 minutes until golden brown on top and the bread passes the toothpick test (ie, stick a toothpick in the center and no raw bread gunk remains attached when you pull it out).

    While cornbread is baking, whip softened butter and honey with a fork until light and fluffy and fully combined. Serve alongside hot cornbread.

    cornbread honey butter

Notes

If using 9 inch cast iron skillet, double the recipe and add another 5 minutes to the baking time.

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Crudite for Towanda

Yield: Lots plus leftovers
Cook Time: 15 minutes
Total Time: 15 minutes

I know Ninny doesn't really go in for none of that "raw stuff"-- but with the fried things, and the butter, and the pork, I really did need something nutritious and crunchy. And I think Evelyn in her Towanda state would agree, especially since I paired all this healthy with a creamy (and appropriatetly, a little spicy) green goddess dip.

PS if you need, feel free to crumble in some hormones and stress tablets number 4 for good measure. Can't hurt.

Ingredients

  • 1/2 cup parsley
  • 1/4 cup each basil, tarragon, dill, chives
  • 1/2 cup mayonnaise
  • 1/4 cup greek yogurt (full fat)
  • 2 tbsp extra-virgin olive oil
  • 1 tsp capers in juice
  • 1 garlic clove
  • 1 lemon
  • Several dashes hot sauce
  • Kosher salt, to taste
  • All your preferred veggies (rainbow carrots, celery, sugar snap peas, cucumber, etc)

Instructions

Combine the first eight ingrendients in a blender and puree until smooth.

green goddess ingredients

Add several dashes of hot sauce for some extra HEAT and a smidge of salt to taste. Refrigerate until ready to serve with all your fave crudite veggies.

crudite

If you need to, you can always make ahead-- just wrap very tightly in all the cellophane.

candy bar cake

Grandma Ruth's Candy Bar Cake

Yield: Way too much for one person. Except in emergencies.
Prep Time: 10 minutes
Cook Time: 35 minutes
Additional Time: 1 hour
Total Time: 1 hour 45 minutes

I was named after both of my grandmothers-- amazing women each. My mother's mother Ruth was an incredible baker, and I can't imagine a movie better suited for this, one of her more famous recipes (at least among my family).

Though TECHNICALLY Grandma Ruth's was a Milky Way Cake, I couldn't resist using my own favorite Baby Ruth candy bars. The name alone...

Note: If you can't eat it all, don't worry, the cake freezes exceptionally well. But for those of you who doubt your ability to finish off several squares in one go, I encourage you to repeat after Ruth: Don't you ever say never to me.

Ingredients

  • 6 oz Baby Ruth Candy Bars (3 large,
  • 1/4 cup butter
  • 1 cup sugar
  • 1/2 cup shortening
  • 2 eggs
  • 1 1/4 cup flour
  • 1/2 tsp salt
  • 3/4 cup buttermilk
  • 1/4 tsp baking soda
  • 1/2 tsp vanilla
  • 1/4 stick unsalted butter
  • 1/2 cup sugar
  • 1/3 cup evaporated milk
  • pinch salt
  • 1/4 cup bittersweet chocolate chips
  • 4 oz marshmallow cream
  • 1/2 cup roasted peanuts, roughly chopped

Instructions

Who knew you could use candy bars in a cake base? That's right, my gramma did.

cake base

Melt your candy bars and 1/4 cup butter in a saucepan over medium low heat, stirring constantly.

melted baby ruths

In the meantime, combine 1 cup sugar and shortening and beat until creamy. Add eggs, and continue beating until light and fluffy. Combine flour and salt in one bowl, and buttermilk and baking soda in another. Add dry ingredients to creamed mix alternately with wet ingredients. Beat well after each addition.

batter

Stir in vanilla and candy bar mix until fully incorporated. Pour better into a greased and floured 9x9 square cake pan, and bake at 350 degrees for 35-40 minutes until done (toothpick test!).

batter in pan

While your cake is baking, move on to your chocolate marshmallow frosting. Melt remaining butter, sugar, evaporated milk, and salt in a saucepan and bring to a soft boil. Add chocolate and marshmallow cream and stir until fully incorporated. Yum. yum. yum yum yum you guys. And I don't even like sweets.

marshmallow icing

Cool your frosting until thickened, and pour over your cake-- it will spread like ganache. Top with roasted peanuts and refrigerate for an hour before cutting into squares.

candy bar cake stuff

Did I tell you my Grandma Ruth was a baking badass? My god.

baby ruth cake glamour

 

Epilogue

As mentioned, I did adapt some of the recipes and techniques from the back pages of Fried Green Tomatoes at the Whistle Stop Cafe as well as Fannie Flagg’s later Cookbook. But I also read through a fair amount of other cookbooks for inspiration and tips on technique: specifically several in this list posted by Smitten Kitchen, which celebrates African American cooking in the South and beyond. Jubilee and Taste of Country Cooking are two particular favorites of mine– I highly recommend.

Now get cookin! And always remember, TOWANDA.

Fried Green Tomatoes

 

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Once/Sing Street

Once/Sing Street

MY FIRST EVER DOUBLE FEATURE! It’s St. Patrick’s Day tomorrow and I figured there’s no better time to subject myself to a roller coaster of emotions– after all, you have Irish stew and all the alcohol you need to balance everything out. Consequently, here are 

Young Frankenstein

Young Frankenstein

Here it is: my favorite Halloween movie and perhaps my favorite Mel Brooks film, Young Frankenstein. Fans of the director will immediately recognize hilarious throwbacks (and throw forwards) to his other movies– walk this way, wasn’t your hump.. on the other side?, etc. But of 

Parasite

Parasite

Parasite was by far my favorite film of 2019. I’m almost never happy with award season outcomes, but Director Bong Joon-Ho more than deserved all of the wins– this is A+ cinema.

The movie focuses on the destitute Kim family in South Korea, who scam their way into the well-to-do household of the Parks. As tutors and servants, the Kims are able to worm their way into a world that they simultaneously mock and envy. Dark comedy combines with disturbing thriller, and in the process the audience is confronted by the negative (and currently lingering) effects of classicism and socio-economic disparity. And don’t get me started on the creeper in the basement…

What people may not realize is that, in addition to a number of other techniques and motifs, Bong Joon-Ho utilizes food throughout Parasite to get his point across. In this movie menu I’ve tried to reflect some of what I learned reading into the dishes from the film. Note, I didn’t make a cocktail– just plan on drinking all the booze you have in the house and you’ll be on theme.

 

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The Menu

ram don

Ram-Don with Beef

Yield: 2 Servings
Cook Time: 30 minutes
Total Time: 30 minutes

Ram-Don helps to encapsulate the class divide showcased in Parasite. It's telling that Mrs. Park asks specifically for the highest quality Korean beef to be used in an instant noodle dish-- even when the Parks eat the "food of the lower class", they have to up-scale it. But Ram-Don is delicious with or without IMO.

Ingredients

  • 1 tbsp Oil
  • 6oz Cubed Steak, whatever kind you got
  • Salt & Pepper
  • 1 packet Chapagetti Noodles
  • 1 packet Neoguri Noodles
  • 1 tbsp Thinly Sliced Scallions

Instructions

Cut the steak into ½ inch cubes, pat dry and season generously with salt and pepper. Heat oil over medium high heat and cook the steak through, about 4-5 minutes, turning the pieces to ensure that all sides brown. Set aside.

seared steak

Now it's time for your noodles-- if you're leery about spicy, you might want to start with half of the spice packets, but I used them all.

korean noodles

Place a medium saucepan over the burner. Fill your saucepan without about 3 ½ cups water, and bring to a boil. Add all of the contents from the both noodle packets, and continue to boil until the noodles have softened and the water has reduced to a thick brown sauce, about 6 minutes—if you need to, you can add ¼ cup of water to continue cooking to desired level of noodle softness.

korean noodles

Toss in steak cubes and stir, ensuring that steak is fully coated in the noodle sauce. Divide among two bowls, top with scallions and serve!

parasite noodles

Notes

Korean grocers and Asian markets are very likely to have these noodles in stock, but I found mine on Amazon. Of course, they were the American imports, so if anyone knows where to get the real deal stuff let me know.

castella cake

Castella Cake with Soju Peaches

Yield: 2 Servings + Leftover Cake
Cook Time: 2 hours 2 seconds
Additional Time: 12 hours
Total Time: 14 hours 2 seconds

Rather than Da-Song's birthday cake, I baked a Taiwanese Castella cake-- the cake at the root of Geun-sae's debt and bizarre hermitage in the Park family's basement. A huge but short-lived fad in South Korea in 2016, Castella cake shops flooded the market until the bubble burst, and many middle-aged shop owners were left without a job or any savings. It's a sweet cake, so I've paired it with some soju soaked peaches (Moon-gwang's... favorite? Yeesh).

Ingredients

  • 1/2 cup Water
  • 1/8 cup Sugar
  • 1 strip of Lemon Zest
  • 2 Peaches
  • 1 cup Soju
  • 4 Large eggs at room temperature
  • ¾ cup Sugar
  • 1 ½ tsp Vanilla
  • 1/4 cup Honey
  • 1/4 cup Hot Water
  • 1 cup Bread Flour

Instructions

Combine sugar, water and lemon zest in a small saucepan and bring to a boil-- simmer until the sugar is dissolved, and allow to cool. Add your peaches and soju and let soak while you bake your cake.

soju peaches

Preheat oven to 350, and line a 5x9 baking pan with parchment paper-- by cutting the corners away, you can fold up the edges nicely against the sides of the pan.

lined loaf pan

Lightly beat the eggs using a stand mixer at a low speed. Add the sugar and mix. Beat the egg at high speed for several minutes-- you are trying to get to an off-white color.

castella batter

Eventually, when you lift the mixer, a rippling pattern should remain on the surface.

castella batter

Dilute the honey with the heated water. Add it to the beaten egg and mix for 1 more minute at high speed. Switch to low speed and mix for about another minute until it has a fine, glossy texture. Next, add your bread flour into the egg mixture. At medium speed, whip for another minute until it has a smooth texture again.

Pour the batter into your baking pan, and slash the batter in a zig zag patter to remove any air bubbles.

Castella cake batter

Bake at 350 for 10 minutes, then reduce the temperature to 325 and continue to bake for 30 minutes more. The baking temperature and time depend on the type of your oven, so adjust them accordingly if you think the top of the cake is getting too brown.

To test done-ness, pierce the castella cake with a toothpick. With other cakes, you want the toothpick to come out completely dry-- but for a castella cake you're looking for a bit of moisture (dry and clean means the castella has lost its moist texture).

Castella cake uncut

IMMEDIATELY remove cake from the pan and peel away parchment paper. Wrap tightly with plastic wrap and place in fridge for several hours (overnight is best to retain moisture). When ready to serve, slice and plate with soju soaked peaches.

Notes

Castella cake is normally served without frosting or icing of any kind, but a nice dollop of whipped cream couldn't hurt if you've got it.

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Epilogue

It’s important that we remind ourselves that America is NOT the only producer of quality films. Parasite is a perfect example. We have to be more open to international and foreign language films. Here’s a list you can start with now. 

Besides, subtitles are fun! Ok, end soap box rant.

bong joon ho parasite

 

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