Month: March 2021

The Secret Garden

The Secret Garden

All the talk about Spring last week made me want to revisit The Secret Garden (not the crap adaptation that recently came out with Colin Firth, the one that Francis Ford Coppola EP’d in 1993). While my current habitat is much more like India than 

Tartar Sauce

Tartar Sauce

tartar sauce

Tartar Sauce

Ingredients

  • 3/4 cup mayonnaise
  • 1 tbsp + 1 tsp pickle relish
  • 1 tbsp minced onion
  • 1 tbsp parsley, minced
  • 3/4 tsp Fresh Dill
  • 1/2 tbsp lemon juice
  • 3/4 tsp Dijon Mustard
  • Dash of Hot Sauce
  • Salt and Pepper to taste

Instructions

Combine all of the ingredients and you are good to go!

Grabbers

Grabbers

Happy Day After St. Patrick’s Day (or Tuesday, I don’t know what you’ve been up to tonight)! Time to indulge in hangover food/hair of the dog and the movie Grabbers: an Irish comedy horror mashup of Tremors and Aliens. The film is set in a 

Once/Sing Street

Once/Sing Street

MY FIRST EVER DOUBLE FEATURE! It’s St. Patrick’s Day tomorrow and I figured there’s no better time to subject myself to a roller coaster of emotions– after all, you have Irish stew and all the alcohol you need to balance everything out. Consequently, here are 

Perfect Pesto

Perfect Pesto

pesto

Perfect Pesto

Yield: 3/4 cup

Ingredients

  • 2 tbsp Pine Nuts
  • 2 Garlic Cloves, chopped
  • 2 cups Basil, roughly chopped
  • 1 tsp Lemon Juice
  • 1/4 tsp Kosher Salt, + more to taste
  • 1/4 cup Olive Oil
  • 1/4 cup Parmesan

Instructions

Lightly toast your pine nuts in a non-stick skillet for a couple of minutes-- they will turn a light golden brown and become fragrant, but be careful they don't burn!

pine nuts

Next, in a (mini, if you have one) food processer, combine pine nuts, basil, and garlic and pulse until mostly pureed.

Add parmesan, lemon juice, and olive oil and continue to puree, adding a tsp of water if you like a slightly looser consistency. Add salt and pepper to taste.

Big Night

Big Night

Here it is. My (very belated) first post of 2021. And because I took such a long break before coming back to Two Crumbs Up, I said to myself– self, let’s go big. BITE YOUR TEETH INTO THE ASS OF LIFE! And I did, with