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The Mummy

The Mummy

Post Indiana Jones, 1999’s The Mummy might be one of the best adventure films made. If you feel compelled at any time to watch the sequel tho (or the crap retry with Tom Cruise), think again. But this one is aces. Set in 1920’s Egypt, 

The Menu

The Menu

I loved The Menu. So much that I’m a little concerned I have rage issues and/or violent tendencies…but the self aware part of me is also tickled that The Menu makes fun of people like ME– “foodies” who spend too much money on groceries, who eat at fancy restaurants (though I would NEVER spend $1250 on a damn meal), and who watch Chef’s table. Horrifyingly I’m pretty sure I’ve dated a Tyler. 

Created by Seth Weiss and Will Tracy (Succession, ahem), The Menu literally skewers those who buy into and participate in the cult of the celebrity chef. At the outset of the film, you meet an assortment of all the worst types of elites foodie assholes (sycophant Nicholas Hoult, egocentric critic Janet McTeer, name dropping sellout actor John Leguizamo, and more) boarding a boat to a secluded island where renowned Chef Julian Slowik (Ralph Fiennes) and his staff are preparing a meal for the ages. What they DON’T know is that (with the exception of surprise dinner guest Margot, played by Anya Taylor Joy), they’ve all been carefully selected not to preen, or to proselytize the genius of the food, but for something far more sinister. 

I won’t spoil anything else for you except a) Hong Chau is incredible as Elsa, Slowik’s terrifyingly enigmatic maitre d’, and b) the funniest parts of the movie to me are the Chef’s Table imitation shots. Bravo David Gelb for consulting on the cinematography and blatantly mocking your own Netflix series. Truly, laughably good.

Now, on to the menu for The Menu.

Over the next few hours you will ingest fat, salt, sugar, protein, bacteria, fungi, various plants and animals, and, at times, entire ecosystems…a biome of culinary ideas, if you will. And think of yourselves as ingredients in a degustation concept.

KIDDING. You’re gonna eat a big fatty hunk of meat covered with American cheese, most definitely sandwiched between two slices of bread to accompany the savory accompaniments. And, to complete the masochism: a side of crinkle cut fries and s’mores for the grand finale. Because cooking, after all, requires joy. 

yes chef

I told you, you weren’t leaving. But don’t worry. It’s all part of the menu.

 

The Movie

 

The Menu

the menu cheeseburger

Just a Well-Made Cheeseburger

Yield: 1 Perfect Burger
Prep Time: 30 minutes
Cook Time: 5 minutes
Total Time: 35 minutes

Here it is. A real cheeseburger. Not some fancy deconstructed avant bullshit. A very good, very traditional cheeseburger. Like the very first cheeseburger you ever ate. The cheap ones your parents could barely afford.

Medium. With American Cheese. Worth every penny of $9.95.

Ingredients

  • 7oz Ground Beef (80/20 fat ratio, see note)
  • 1 Sesame Seed Bun
  • Butter for said bun
  • Salt & Pepper
  • 1/4 Medium Onion, very thinly sliced
  • 4 Slices Pickles
  • 4 Thin Slices American Cheese (the BEST cheese for a cheeseburger)
  • 1 1/2 tbsp Burger Sauce (See note)
  • Additional Equipment Needed: Cast Iron Skillet/Griddle, Large Steel Spatula, Parchment Paper, Panini Press (optional)

Instructions

Time to be VERY precise with your proteins. Remember, chefs play with the raw material of life itself. For my part, I went with two 3.5oz patties to fit my slightly larger hamburger buns.

ground beef

Once your proteins have been weighed and formed into balls, cover and refrigerate for at least 30 minutes-- a chilled burger will be that much more juicy.

While your proteins are chilling, use the time to gather together your burger accoutrement. Note, you can technically use any condiments/sauces that bring you joy, but my burger sauce is REALLY good for this recipe-- see the link below!

burger ingredients

Heat a large cast iron skillet or flat griddle on high, and add your buttered bun halves face side down on the hot surface. Toast for a minute or two until golden brown, and set aside, carefully wiping away any residual butter. Continue to heat the pan until it is piping hot, another minute or two-- you'll know it's ready when a splash of water pretty immediately evaporates.

Now for your patties. You are NOT going to oil the pan before adding your meats to the pan-- adding these "dry" will ensure a solid maillard reaction (a very snazzy term for crispy crusties). As soon as you add your balls of beef to the skillet/griddle, place a small square of parchment paper on top of each-- this will serve as a layer between the meat and your panina press/large steel spatula.

Press the meat down into a thickness somewhere around 1/2 inch, peeling back the parchment paper quickly after pressing so that it doesn't burn. Season with salt and freshly ground pepper, and top with half of your thinly sliced onions. You should be able to see the crispy crusties start to form on the bottom of each patty after about a minute:

initial sear

Flip your burger for futher evidence of aforementioned crusties-- at this point, you'll understand why a steel spatula is better than a plastic one (if you try the latter, you'll end up breaking the patties apart). When you flip, make sure that the onions stay underneath the flipped patty-- they will continue to cook and soften in all of the greasy meat juices.

burger flip

Place two slices of American cheese on each patty, and continue to cook for another minute, until the cheese melts over the patty and forms crispy crusties of it's own:

burger and cheese

In the meantime, throw a dollop of your preferred sauce (look out for a split emulsion!) on the top half of your burger and lay four pickle chips onto the bottom half. Once they are maillarded-- remove your patties from the heat (making sure to scrape as many bits up as you can with them) and place one on top of the other on your pickle bottomed bun. Top with your sauced bun half and press together lightly.

Consume immediately, preferably with a side of crinkle cut fries (recipe to follow).

the menu cheeseburger

That. Is a cheeseburger. Amazing mouthfeel. Pretty sure it's the American cheese.

Notes

I want it documented here that I did a taste test of super expensive fancy pants Wagyu vs your standard grocery store 80/20 fat ratio ground beef. Appropriately for this film, the $4.99/lb ground beef won hands down. But for all the food gods' sakes, please don't opt for lean beef. You need the fatty goodness for optimum smushiness and taste.

Also my really yummy burger sauce recipe is here!

crinkle cut fries

A Side of Crinkle Cut Fries

Yield: An Unhealthy Amount
Cook Time: 1 hour
Total Time: 1 hour

Props to "Margot" for ordering the crinkle cut fries-- just slightly more of a pain in the ass than regular julienned. But, after all, a chef's single purpose on this Earth is to serve people food that they might actually like.

SO BE IT MARGOT. So send backsies for this menu.

Ingredients

  • 2 large russet potatoes
  • 2 tbsp white vinegar
  • 2 tbsp kosher salt
  • 2 quarts canola oil
  • Salt, to taste
  • Special Equipment: A Crinkle Cut Knife (Is that the name? I guess.)

Instructions

Peel and cut your potatoes into 1/4 inch thick strips with your crinkle cut knife-- submerge in cold water as you prep to avoid potatoes turning brown.

crinkle cut knife

Add vinegar, salt, 2 qts of water and potatoes to a large stock pot and bring to a boil-- cook for 10 minutes until tender, but not completely falling apart. Remove from heat with a strainer and allow to come to room temperature.

While you wait, heat oil in the same pot and heat to roughly 380 degrees (I use a candy thermometer to make sure I've got the right temp).

When you're ready to fry separate your potatoes into four batches and fry each for 1 minute. Temperature will fluctuate as you add and remove batches, so play with your gauge and wait between batches to make sure you stay at around 380. Drain each batch on paper towels, and allow to come to room temperature.

After about 30 minutes, bring your oil back up to frying temp, and fry your batches again-- about 3 minutes per batch. You're looking for a golden brown color.

crinkle cut fried

Remove each batch from the hot oil with a mesh strainer and drain on paper towels-- if you aren't serving until your burgers are done you can keep warm in the oven for 15 mins or so.

crinkle cut fries

s'mores

Highly Flammable S'mores

Yield: 3 S'mores
Cook Time: 10 minutes
Total Time: 10 minutes

The s'more. The most offensive assault on the human palate ever contrived. Unethically sourced chocolate and gelatinised sugar water imprisoned by industrial-grade graham cracker. It's everything wrong with us, and yet we associate it with innocence. With childhood. Mom and dad. But what transforms this fucking monstrosity is fire. The purifying flame. It nourishes us, warms us, reinvents us, forges and destroys us. We must embrace the flame. We must be cleansed. Made clean. Like martyrs or heretics, we can be subsumed... and made anew. I love you all!

Ingredients

  • 3 Graham Crackers, cut/broken in half (cleanly folks!)
  • 3 Jumbo Marshmallows
  • 1/4 cup Brandy
  • 1 2.8oz Bar Chuao Firecracker Pop Rocks Chili Chocolate, broken into 3 pieces (see note)
  • Special Equipment: Skewers (preferably metal), Fire

Instructions

Dunk your marshmallows quickly in your brandy and skewer lengthwise. Turn the marshmallows slowly about 2 inches over a low flame-- the brandy will likely catch fire as it burns off, but it won't quickly char the mallow. It will, however, allow the heat to soften the mallow a bit before the golden brown color sets in as you rotate it.

toast marshmallow

Never burn anything except by design-- to make delicious. Plus it's way more fun to light stuff on fire with booze.

Now you may be tempted at this point to shove the gooey mallow into your face hole. But the whole point, after all, is not to eat, but to TASTE. And you'll burn your taste buds off if you eat your toasted mallows right off the flame.

Add a square of your firecracker chocolate to the top of a graham square, and top with your gooey marshmallow-- the heat will soften the chocolate. Use the other graham square as leverage to squeeze your mallow onto your s'more as you pull out the skewer.

s'more assembly

Repeat with the other two s'mores and enjoy, if you survive. No promises to anyone who doesn't have student loans.

s'mores

Notes

If firecracker/pop rocks chocolate isn't available to you, just sprinkle whatever kick you can-- a pinch of chili powder, or maybe some sea salt. Then it'll be like you're EATING THE OCEAN.

 

Epilogue

Notes from the Somm

Notes from the Somm

Because every great meal deserves the perfect beverage pairing.

Instructions

Our first selection this evening is somewhat of a classic, with a strong nose of cherry and vanilla. Some may consider the taste to be rather minimal initially, but it does increase as the drink warms up. And, the primary flavors of marzipan and almond pair excellently with the starch and salt in the exquisite expression that is the crinkle cut fry.

I give you, cherry coke:

cherry coke

Next, we have a lager with 4.2% alcohol by volume. Crisp, clean and refreshing, this light beer is full of Rocky Mountain refreshment, with clean malt notes and low bitterness to perfectly complement the richness of your elegantly dripping American cheese.

I give you, Coors Light:

beer

Finally, for those of you who prefer a slightly more refined potable to go with the chef's vision (I'm looking at you, mama Slowik)-- a wine that benefits from hyper decantation with an immersion blender to awaken it from its slumber, and is characterized by a faint sense of longing and regret.

I give you, any red wine you want, from any year you can get, from Insert Any Winery Here:

super decanted wine

Are those notes of bergamot I'm tasting?

Notes

(no but seriously I did go to my local wine shop and they gave me this bottle that tasted pretty good, if you want to try it. or you can read this article I guess, you snob.)

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A League of Their Own

A League of Their Own

So last month kind of sucked for women. Actually, it really really sucked. But all the more reason to watch A League of Their Own– 30 years old on July 1, 2022 and a wonderful film to spend your afternoon with if you’re not feeling 

Indiana Jones: Raiders of the Lost Ark

Indiana Jones: Raiders of the Lost Ark

This past weekend was the 40th anniversary of the beginning of the Indiana Jones trilogy, Raiders of the Lost Ark! (We do not acknowledge any subsequent Indy productions on this blog– they are blasphemous and shameful.)

I have too many thoughts on this, one of the best adventure movies of all time. I’m not even going to try to offer up a brief summary of Raiders of the Lost Ark, because if you haven’t seen this movie, I don’t know where you’re from or what you’ve been doing with your time. 

What I WILL do is rattle off some of the trivia tidbits I’ve picked up over the years: for example, DID YOU KNOW that the moment where Indiana responds to the flourishes of an enemy in the streets of Cairo with a single gun shot– that was improvised because Harrison Ford had the flu that day and actually didn’t give AF? Or, DID YOU KNOW that Tom Selleck was a lead choice for the role of Indiana Jones, can you imagine?? And, DID YOU KNOW that, in the Well of Souls scene, the snake handler had to shave his legs and wear a skirt to stand in for Karen Allen’s stunt double, because the stunt double refused to do the scene??? It goes on, and on, and on. 

I will also share that, though Raiders of the Lost Ark is wildly inaccurate when it comes to its portrayal of the archaeological profession, the film should be praised for making things like history and learning about other cultures cool– and it definitely made my 8 years of Catholic school slightly more tolerable. John Rhys-Davies said that he had met over 150 lecturers, professors, and archaeologists who told him their interest in the field began with the film. But this is the magic of most Steven Spielberg films, am I right? The practical and special effects, the nail-biting action/stunts, and the droll humor make what would otherwise be homework a fascinating (and commercial, in a good way) watch! Plus, this is the Indiana Jones movie that has my favorite heroine– yah, Marion Ravenwood screams, but she isn’t a Nazi and can throw hell of a punch.

Now for the foodstuffs! This one took a while to formulate, because there’s SO much going on in Raiders of the Lost Ark– but since the movie is the first of a trilogy that takes place largely in the Middle East, I went for a version of a mezze platter that references the people, places and things we’ve come to know and love.

So go cook, watch, and dig in. GET IT?

 

The Movie

 

The Menu

raiders cocktails

A Snake Bite & Shots for Marion

Yield: 2 Drinks
Prep Time: 1 hour
Cook Time: 5 minutes
Total Time: 1 hour 5 minutes

Why'd it have to be snakes???

Because apparently Indiana is a big light weight that can't hold his whiskey. Thus, the snakebite-- a delicious and refreshing apple-y drink perfect for Professor Jones.

And then of course the real booze is for Marion-- the badass barkeep who can drink any man under the table. I couldn't find any Nepalese Raksi, but a chilled vodka, lychee juice and sake shot goes down real easy.

Ingredients

  • Sake
  • Vodka
  • Lychee Juice
  • Lager
  • Hard Cider

Instructions

Slowly pour beer into a pint glass tilted at a 45o angle. Stand the glass upright and wait for the beer to settle. Pour the cider slowly over the back of a spoon and into the glass of beer.

For the shot, mix equal parts very cold vodka, sake, and juice in a cocktail shaker with ice-- shake until chilled. Pour into as many shot glasses as you want and get the score card ready.

Indiana Jones raiders of the lost ark Marion gif

Peruvian Boulders with Green Sauce

Peruvian Boulders with Green Sauce

Yield: 12 balls
Prep Time: 1 hour 30 minutes
Cook Time: 15 minutes
Total Time: 1 hour 45 minutes

Raiders of the Lost Ark begins with Indie (and a youthful Alfred Molina, what?) in the jungles of Peru with an epically famous boulder chases-man-scene.

So, thought I, why not start the meal off with a cultural and visual tribute to that sequence. I promise that, though heavily flavored, these delighful meatballs won't crush you. And the green sauce-- MWAH, chef's kiss.

Ingredients

  • 1 ¼ cups fresh cilantro leaves and stems tightly packed (about 1 medium size bunch)
  • 1 tbsp jalapeño, stemmed and seeded, cut in chunks
  • 2 tbsp crumbled cotija (feta is a good substitute, you'll have PLENTY)
  • 1 tbsp ají amarillo paste (optional)
  • Juice of 1 lime (about 2 tbsp)
  • 1 tbsp canola oil
  • ½ cup mayonnaise
  • 1/2 tsp honey
  • 1 medium clove garlic
  • kosher salt to taste
  • 1 lb ground chicken
  • 3 scallions, green and white parts divided
  • 2 garlic cloves, minced
  • 1 1" piece ginger, peeled and grated
  • ½ tsp paprika
  • 1- tsp ground cumin
  • ¼ cup extra-virgin olive oil
  • ½ tsp Morton kosher salt, plus more
  • 1/4 cup panko
  • 1 egg, lightly beaten

Instructions

To make the green sauce, get your verdant ingredients together:

indiana jones raiders of the lost ark green sauce ingredients

To clarify, this means the first 11 ingredients. Add them to a food processor or blender. Roughly chop scallion greens and add those to the mix as well. Puree until smooth, and refrigerate until 30 mins before you're ready to eat.

aji amarillo

For the meatballs-- thinly slice white parts of the scallions, and add them to a medium mixing bowl with the remaining ingredients. Mix lightly with your hands until just incorporated (but don't overmix or your meatballs will be solid as a literal bolder). Refrigerate for 1 hr.

About 20 mins before eating, preheat oven to 425 degrees F. Roll chilled meat mixture into balls about 1½ in diameter. Cover a baking sheet with parchment paper. Bake your meatballs for 20 mins until firm.

chicken meatballs

Serve warm with sauce drizzled and/or on the side.

Then RUN.

indiana jones raiders of the lost ark good dates

Good Dates

Cook Time: 10 minutes
Total Time: 10 minutes

So simple, yet so delicious-- with the tangy cheese, baharat spiced honey, and crunchy almond, these are WAY better than bad dates... I think the monkey would agree.

Ingredients

  • Pitted Dates
  • Goat Cheese
  • Baharat Spice (see note)
  • Honey
  • Whole Almonds (I prefer salted)

Instructions

Slice your dates lengthwise down the seam. Stuff each with about a tsp of goat cheese, followed by an almond.

stuffed date ingredients

Drizzle with honey, and dust lightly with baharat spice mix. Enjoy-- but maybe still keep an eye out for assassins.

Notes

Baharat is a Middle Eastern spice blend that usually contains a mix of black pepper, coriander, paprika, cardamom, nutmeg, cumin, cloves, and cinnamon (and maybe a few more, depending on where exactly you are).

indiana jones pita

Modern Day Manna with Dukkah Dust

Yield: 2 Servings
Prep Time: 2 hours
Cook Time: 15 minutes
Total Time: 2 hours 15 minutes

There's a long long history behind "manna" bread and the Bible, but suffice it to say the real manna wouldn't have been very appetizing (despite the fact it was a gift from God). So I went with a fresh baked pita, which I've always wanted to learn to make-- accompanied by a traditional Egyptian dukkah. While dukkah might look like the Ten Commandment tablets crumbled to dust after a thousand years, the flavor combo is so beautiful it belongs in a museum.

Ingredients

  • 3 tbsp sesame seeds, toasted
  • 3 tbsp coriander seeds, toasted
  • 1/4 cup cashews
  • 2 tbsp pistachios, toasted
  • 2 tbsp sunflower seeds, toasted
  • 1 tbsp cumin seeds, toasted
  • ½ tbsp fennel seeds, toasted
  • 1 tsp kosher salt
  • 1/4 tsp paprika
  • 1 /2 cup warm water
  • 1 tsp granulated sugar
  • 1 1/8 tsp instant yeast
  • 1/2 tsp kosher salt
  • 1/2 tbsp extra-virgin olive oil, plus more for oiling the bowl
  • 1/4 cup whole wheat flour
  • 1 cup all-purpose flour, plus more for dusting
  • High-quality Olive Oil

Instructions

For the dukkah-- pulse the first 9 ingredients in a mini-food processor until roughly ground into a chunky dust. Alternatively, chop the nuts and crush together with a morter and pestle. Set aside until ready to eat, or alternatively store in an air tight container for up to a week. But first, make sure you sift it through your hands and pretend like you're handling something very very very old...

Dukkah

Now, time for your bread. In a large mixing bowl, add yeast and sugar to 1/2 cup of lukewarm water. Stir very lightly and allow a minute or so for the yeast to "bloom" (that is, to get FOAMY). Add the flours, salt, and olive oil and stir with a wooden spoon until a shaggy dough forms.

pita early dough

Dust a cutting board with a little reserved flour, and knead the dough for about a minute until smooth. Cover and let rest 15 minutes, then knead again for 2 minutes. Try not to add too much reserved flour; the dough should be soft and a bit moist.

Clean the mixing bowl, lightly oil it, and put dough back in. Cover bowl tightly with plastic wrap, then cover with a towel. Put bowl in a warm (not hot) place.

dough

Leave until dough has doubled in size, about 1 1/2 hours.

Preheat oven to 475 degrees. On bottom shelf of oven, place a heavy-duty baking sheet, large cast-iron pan or ceramic baking tile. Punch down dough and divide into 4 pieces. Roll the piecees into balls, cover with a damp towel, and let rest for 10 minutes.

dough pieces

Remove 1 ball (keeping others covered) and roll to an 8-inch diameter, about 1/8 inch thick, dusting with flour if necessary. Carefully lift the dough circle and place quickly on hot baking sheet. After 2 minutes the dough should be nicely puffed. See below for a very fuzzy visual demonstration.

puffy pita

Turn over with tongs or spatula and bake 1 minute more. The pita should be pale, with only a few brown speckles.

Transfer warm pita to a cloth-lined plate and cover-- this will prevent the bread from drying out. Repeat with the rest of the dough balls.

finished pita

To serve, sprinkle dukkah dust into a shallow bowl of olive oil and use as a dipping side for the warm pita!

wrath of god cheese

Wrath of God Cheese

Cook Time: 10 minutes
Additional Time: 3 hours
Total Time: 3 hours 10 minutes

Every mezze platter needs at least two cheeses, especially if it's in celebration of a movie that has a few wonderfully cheesy moments. And it's even better when one of those cheeses is ON FIRE.

And yet it still doesn't melt under high heat...unlike the faces of the Nazis who incur THE WRATH OF GOD. Hehe.

Note, you can use feta or halloumi for this Saganaki-esque dish. I've sampled both, and both are delicious.

Ingredients

  • 2 tbsp Olive Oil, divided
  • 1/2 tsp Dried Oregano
  • 1 tbsp Fresh Parsley, minced
  • 1/4 tsp Red Pepper Flakes
  • 1 Garlic Clove, minced
  • 1 tsp Lemon Juice
  • Block Halloumi/Feta in brine, sliced into 1/2 inch thick slabs
  • 2 tbsp Flour
  • 1/2 tbsp Brandy
  • Grape Tomatoes on the Vine

Instructions

First, whisk 1 1/2 tbsp of olive oil, oregano, parsley, red pepper flakes, garlic, and lemon juice. This will be your finishing vinaigrette!

To prep the cheese, remove from brine and cut (if you haven't already) into 1/4 inch thick slices.

cheese prep

Dredge in flour until lightly coated.

In a small cast iron skillet, heat remaining olive oil over high heat. Add cheese and fry until golden brown, about 2 minutes, then flip, using a slotted offset spatula, to fry the other side. Remove from heat, leaving cheese in the pan, and add tomatoes to one side of the pan.

Now it's time to recreate lightning. Fire. Power of God or something. Pour brandy into the pan and, USING A LONG LIGHTER, ignite the alcohol.

wrath of god cheese

Be careful, as there is still some residual fat in the pan and you don't want to light your kitchen on fire.

indiana jones raiders of the lost ark beautiful gif

Pour vinaigrette over the cheese and tomatoes, and serve immediately!

halloumi

indiana jones raiders of the lost ark medallion cookies

Medallions

Prep Time: 1 hour 30 minutes
Cook Time: 15 minutes
Total Time: 1 hour 45 minutes

Normally I don't like to make foods that look like props, but this recipe has some historical relevance-- technically, it's for Hamantaschen, a Jewish shortbread cookie that commemorates the defeat of a very bad dude in First Testament history. Traditionally the cookies are triangular in shape (to resemble the cut off ears of Haman, DAMN) but I've sacriligiously shaped them into rounds to mimic the topper on the staff of Ra.

Don't judge the janky pattern on the edges, I'm not a friggin' pastry chef.

Ingredients

  • 3/4 cup dried pitted apricots and cherries
  • 1/3 cup water
  • 1 1/2 tbsp orange juice
  • 3 tbsp sugar
  • 1/2 tsp lemon juice
  • Pinch salt
  • 1/4 cup unsalted butter, room temperature
  • 1/4 cup sugar
  • 1 large egg, lightly beaten and divided
  • 1/2 tsp vanilla
  • 1/4 tsp grated orange zest
  • 3/4 cups flour, plus more for dusting
  • 1/8 tsp salt

Instructions

Begin with the red jammy filling-- see below for your sunny Ra-esque ingredients.

Hamantaschen filling ingredients

Roughly chop the fruit, combine with the next five ingredients in a saucepan. Stir and bring to a boil for one minute. Reduce heat to medium low and simmer, covered, for 30 minutes. Stir every so often to prevent the fruit from sticking to the bottom of the pan.

Remove from heat. Using an immersion blender or mini food processor, roughly puree your filling into a more jammy consistency.

Refrigerate until ready to fill your cookies!

The cookie dough is next-- in a medium-sized mixing bowl, beat together the butter and sugar, until light and fluffy.

cookie butter

Add the salt, vanilla, and half of your beaten egg and mix to fully incorporate. Lastly, add flour and zest and mix until a cohesive dough forms.

cookie dough

Form into a disc, wrap it well, and refrigerate it for 1 hour.

cookie dough disk

Preheat the oven to 375°F and line a baking sheet with parchment paper.

Flour a cutting board lightly, and roll dough into a rectangle approximately 1/8 inch thick. Cut the dough into circles with a 2 1/2 inch round cutter or glass. Then, using a shot glass or knife, cut a smaller circle into half of the cookie rounds, creating a donut shape. Using your finger, lightly brush the exterior of your full circles, and place your donut shaped cookie dough rounds directly on top of the full cirlces (the egg will help seal the two layers together). Drop about a tsp of the jam into the center hole you've created. Then, using your fork, it's time to get creative-- press to create birdlike indents that almost ("almost") look like the birdwings on the actual medallion.

Just go with it, ok?

cookie form

Bake the not-quite hamantaschen cookies for 12 to 14 minutes, until lightly browned on the bottom and edges. Transfer them to a wire rack to cool; just don't be an idiot and pick them up with your bare hands like that unnamed Nazi dude.

indiana jones raiders of the lost ark medallion cookies

Notes

You can store these covered at room temperature for up to 5 days, or freeze for up to a month.

 

Epilogue

I learned a lot about Middle Eastern cooking for Raiders of the Lost Ark! In particular, it was lovely drooling over all of Chef Ottolenghi’s cookbooks. Highly recommend.

…but now, I’m realizing what comes next…

tod gif

 

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Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

If you are reading this at the beginning of April– here is a not-so-traditional movie menu for Easter! At first you may not think Monty Python and the Holy Grail fits the spring holiday vibe, but think again. You’ve got religion (God be praised!), gatherings 

Jerk Marinade

Jerk Marinade

jerk marinade cropped

Jerk Marinade

Ingredients

  • 1 whole Scotch bonnet pepper (or jalepeno/serrano)
  • 2 scallions, roughly chopped
  • 1 ½ inch knob fresh ginger, roughly chopped
  • 3 garlic cloves
  • 1 tsp dried thyme leaves
  • 1 tsp ground allspice
  • 1/8 tsp cinnamon
  • 1/4 tsp nutmeg
  • 1/4 tsp ground cloves
  • 1 tbsp brown sugar
  • 3 dried bay leaves
  • ¼ cup lime juice
  • 2 tbsp Jamaican rum
  • ¼ cup soy sauce
  • 2 tbsp vegetable oil

Instructions

Mix all this stuff up and you're good to go!

jerk marinade